why does every important application end up with spaghetti sauce on it? for the record, i don't eat a lot of spaghetti. i can't even find the source of the spaghetti sauce in the kitchen. where did it come from? how did it get on my application? why does this happen every time? wait...where did that crease/crinkle/rip come from? do i have to re-do it? good grief....they know! they know i'm not organized and am in the somehow-spills-spaghetti-sauce-on-important-documents-even-when-there's-none-around camp.
while we're on the subject....another head scratcher is what happened to my fish who one night, was in the tank and the next morning....was not? i didn't have a cat then to eat her. she wasn't on the floor, in the vents, anywhere. where did she go? i'll never know.
there must be mind-blowing answers to these on the other side because, seriously, where does the spaghetti sauce ever come from?
you know there is only one answer to your fish that dissappeared. just like there is only one answer to this spaghetti sauce problem...instead of a fish napper, a SPAGHETTI SAUCE SPILLER! and his name is EEMS! what clever tricky disguises. what next?!
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