Tuesday, February 8, 2011

what is that phrase that buzz lightyear always says?

i have nothing to blog about. deja vu? did i not write that line two weeks ago? well, i'm serious now. just in case all of one faithful reader (my mom) thinks i'm dead...i'm here to say: I'M NOT! even though my mom could peek in the dining room right now where the computer is to see that. so...here i am, alive and well. not dead.

speaking of which, i have an analogy for you! (ok, i wasn't speaking of which, but i'll tell you anyway.) you're watching the super bowl and you have two bags of chips and one delicious bowl of dip in front of you. you dip, eat, dip, eat, dip, eat until there are only small broken chips left in the bag. so you go to the next bag and dip, eat, dip, eat, dip, eat until there are only small broken chips in that bag. so you look in the first bag, and the chips look pretty big! big enough to dip at least. so you work on that bag some more until there are no more pieces big enough to dip. you look in the second bag and the chips there are definitely dip-able! you wonder why they seemed too small before. this vicious cycle goes on until there are no more chips at all. anyway, moral of the story is: the grass is always greener in the other chip bag. such is life, such is super bowl sunday.

in other news, i had a "to vs. two" realization the other day. but it was a BIG one. i was babysitting and we were watching toy story. i noticed that andy's new buzz bedsheets say to infinite and beyond. as in traveling to somewhere (infinite and beyond). wait. i thought it was two infinite and beyond. as in a huge number (the largest, in fact). my whole life i have thought that buzz lightyear says "two infinite and beyond!" does that shatter anyone's perspective on the whole world or is that just me?

that's all i have to say for today, but stay tuned to hear about my exciting lesson on the difference between which and witch!

to infinite and beyond!

2 comments:

  1. i can't believe you thought it was two! that seriously kills me. and isn't infinite spelled infinity? just fyi, i love when you blog more than anything. keep it up, even if you think you have nothing to blog about. LOVE you.

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  2. Wow. Rachael you seriously crack me up so much! I miss you!
    And just to let you know, I do stalk your blog every now and then...So, yeah...I am glad to know that you are not dead. :)

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