Monday, December 20, 2010

word of the day


thomas (tho`-mas)
n.
1. an angel sent from heaven in the form of a white-haired, blue-eyed kitty cat.
2. a carnivorous mammal who endures hours of being lugged around by ten year old girls playing dress up.
"just one more hour of playtime and i will be free to sleep and and nag rachael for lunch meat all i want," thought thomas dreamily as she let emma and her friends put knit hats and scarves all over her.

synonyms: tommy, doomy (a play off of tommy), tom cat, t-jiminator, jim, jim cat, and wom. the origins of these names go too far back and cannot be traced. it is reported that thomas responds to all of said names, even wom.

1 comment:

  1. i LOVE this. love love love. and i love thomas dearly. and i love that you love her too.
    ohhhhh thomas.

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