the pursuit of happiness

i would like to make a public announcement:

i am switching my major. (well, dropping it really.)

i am going into taxidermy.

let me tell you how i decided that: every day when morgan and i walk out of chemistry, we pass some professor's office who has posing, taxidermed animals up the wazoo. we have the exact same conversation everyday.

"let's go into taxidermy. i don't want to take any more chemistry classes."

"ok."

"we have this conversation every day."

"i know."

we even looked up the "12 easy steps to getting a taxidermy license!"

so. i will not show up for my finals, i will drop out of school, (and by doing so, spite everyone in the medical field who is inevitably crying because i will not be gracing their presence), and i will pursue that little piece of paper that lets me stuff animals with cotton.